my favorite line of all time

(Source: tiptons)

723,510 notes

themattyhealy:

WELCOME TO THE WILD RIDE FUCKBOY 

themattyhealy:

WELCOME TO THE WILD RIDE FUCKBOY 

(Source: spookee-skeleton)

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drawing-bored:

in their defense, nobody at fox news can count higher than 100.

drawing-bored:

in their defense, nobody at fox news can count higher than 100.

(Source: robertcmmacgregor)

112,443 notes

theanti90smovement:

This is the JOKE POLICE we’re here to arrest you for telling a shitty joke. Come out with your hands up!!! And don’t you dare try any funny business that’s what got you into this situation. 

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lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

(Source: blazepress.com)

102,025 notes

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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301,564 notes

vvebkinz:

i told my mom i needed new chapstick and she got me this

vvebkinz:

i told my mom i needed new chapstick and she got me this

106,925 notes

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

(Source: nbhcannibal)

517,061 notes

kawaiilluminatii:

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

kawaiilluminatii:

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

206,121 notes